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5-TON (a kinship with Fred Eaglesmith)

5-TON (a kinship with Fred Eaglesmith) By Bill Stork, DVM Kenny Chesney writes: No shoes, no shirt, no problems Blues what blues hey I forgot them The sun and the sand and a drink in my hand with no bottom and no shoes, no shirt, and no problems! Mr. Chesney has six Academy of Country Music awards, including Entertainer of the Year from 2005-2008. He has a collection of six CMA (Cross Marketing Association) awards. Mr. Chesney travels by private jet. A convoy of Kenworths transports a small army of technicians, stage hands and construction workers who assemble his road production in football stadiums from Green Bay to Dallas. His No Shoes Nation is to millennials in ball caps what Buffet’

Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble (aka Dear Mac Davis)

Oh, Lord, it’s hard to be humble (aka Dear Mac Davis) By Bill Stork, DVM Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble, when you’re perfect in every way I can’t wait to look in the mirror, I get better looking each day. Mac Davis didn’t know many farmers. I swore I wouldn’t become one of those old guys. If I did, I wasn’t going to whine about it. I’m 0 for 2. The amount of effort required to achieve vertical is in direct proportion to minutes spent sitting, and who’s watching. Sleeping on my left side or embracing for long periods of time renders my left hand paretic. For the past 15 years, from late September through April my index finger turns white and throbs. Dave Strasburg’s Holstein #1226 had spent m

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